At least make sure they are 18
Why
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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