moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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