Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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