Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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