A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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