handjob tips. give me some.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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