her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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