I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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