i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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