My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
