also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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