the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
