If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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