She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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