i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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