So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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