he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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