I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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