so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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