her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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