I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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