She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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