Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
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I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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