it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
