he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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