Heybabeimwearingurpanties
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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