i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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