people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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