Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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