Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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