Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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