Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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