come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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