No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Shame is for Republicans.
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