When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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