Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
