I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
as a side note pls kill me
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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