That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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