Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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