you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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