Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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