Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT