WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.