Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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