Buhtt sex?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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