she was so not down for the gang bang
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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