So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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