I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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