check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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