How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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