We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
