Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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