So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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