did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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