How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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