do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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