I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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